Han Solo Is Back!

Harrison Ford has signed on to appear in Star Wars VII reprising the role of everyone’s favourite space pirate; Han Solo.

This now confirms the notion that the new Disney produced Star Wars films will follow post Return Of The Jedi universe. No other Star Wars veterans have been confirmed but it would be strange for Han to be in it and not Luke.

Director JJ. Abrams also wrote “Regarding Henry – 1991″ in which Harrison Ford played a retard.

Meanwhile, The Shat voiced his disapproval of Abrams picking up the reigns on Star Wars, whilst chairing the new Star Trek franchise. “He’s being a pig,” Captain Kirk said. “He’s collecting the two franchises and holding them close to his vest!”

Mark Hamill is no doubt waiting by the phone.

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