Cumbria – In The News For The Wrong Reasons : Zoo Attack

South Lakes Wild Animal Park, near Dalton-in-Furness, Southern Cumbria has hit the national headlines today. As usual, for the wrong reasons.  It seems an experienced Tiger keeper – Sarah McClay, 24, was attacked by a Sumatran tiger on Friday and … Continue reading

Ding Dong The Witch Is….. No. 2?

There has been some kick off this week due to some anti-Thatcherite’s clubbing together to ensure that the Wizard Of Oz’s ‘Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead’ charts in the Top 10, then this Sunday. Pro-Thatcherites are outraged by this … Continue reading

Donna Summer Dies

The singer Donna Summer has died after a long battle with cancer. Summer, who was just 63 years old had a number of hits in the 1970’s including : ‘I Feel Love’, ‘Could It Be Magic’ and her first solo … Continue reading

Buddy! Didn’t You Just Draw The Short Straw Award – 9 – Emil Antonowsky

golden short straw award

The next Short Straw Award no. 9 in the series goes to the category : The goriest reveal ever committed to celluoid – period. Having cornered Robocop in the Steel mill, Emil Antonowsky (played by Paul McCrane) drives straight for … Continue reading